Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Only one thing can get done around her
Don't let it slip out again!
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?