Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Only one thing can get done around her
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss